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It’s That Time of Year

Earlier today I got my Christmas card from Dez, so begins this time of year. I LOVE getting Christmas cards (if you want one from me this year be sure to get your address to me). This year I think I’ll be getting mine from Shutterfly. They have a few really cute designs, and I will have no shortage of pictures of Kenna to put on there.

Actually, I might buy a few other things while I’m on there. Last year we ordered a mug with a picture of a screaming three month old Kenna. (It’s actually really cute, I swear). Of course I’ve considered going the more traditional route and just sending out regular Christmas cards as well. I never sent out a single Christmas card until I had Kenna. But now I send them to everyone. No one sees me, but show me one person who doesn’t like to see a smiling chubby baby face!


Sex toy review: The Octopussy

I have to admit, I initially clicked on the Octopussy because of the name. It reminded me of the old 007 movies, and made me giggle. But because I have wanted a glass toy for a long time, and this one was pretty and eye catching I chose to review it.

The Octopussy is made of 6 1/2 inches of Pyrex glass (4 1/2 inches insertable). It is absolutely stunning to look at, so much so that its tempting to display in full view. Mine is mostly clear, and only the suction cup bumps are pink. The gentle wave in shape is designed for hitting your G Spot, and the ridges and bumps add to the stimulation. The hook at the end makes the most of the length.

The thing I love most about this dildo, are the endless possibilities. Every experience can be different. Because it is made of glass, it can easily be warmed up or cooled down, whichever tickles your fancy. You can twist it backwards and the sensations be completely different. Add a bullet and I’m sure the orgasms would be fabulous. Personally I have only used it at room temperature (which was rather chiily) but this has quickly become my favorite toy. The girth was perfect, and the ridges and bumps hit all the right spots. The hook is a little awkward to manuever at first, but I quickly caught on.
The other great thing about this and all glass toys is that it can easily be sanitized. Just slip it into some boiling water and it is clean.

Overall, the Octopussy has converted me. Once a fan of rabbits and dual stimulation, I now know this will not be my last glass toy and I’d like to thank Babeland for giving me the chance to try it.

Twinkle Me Pink

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Sure Thing

The following is a review for an adult sex toy and is intended for readers over the age of 18.

Let’s face it, sometimes you just want a sure thing. There are days you don’t want foreplay, you just want the homerun and to go to sleep.That’s where the <a href=””>Orgasm in a Box – Hers</a> comes in.

The kit includes a bullet, a pink rabbit attachment, two AA batteries, and four Babeland Lubettes. It comes in a cute little white box, and the contents are wrapped in pink tissue paper. The packaging has been discreet enough to keep next to my bed in plain sight.

I love that batteries are included in this kit. I don’t know about anyone else, but it seems like I’m always stuck either hunting for batteries or swaping them from toy to toy. The lubettes are a nice touch as well. The bullet is <b>very</b> strong. To be honest it was a bit intimidating, and was raring to go as soon as I put the batteries in the remote. It does make a good bit of noise, and the remote feels like it could pretty easily come apart. But if you just want the guaranteed orgasm this is definitely the right choice.

I recieved this product from <a href=””>Babeland</a&gt; for free in exchange for my 100% honest opinion.

Tenga Spider Egg

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I ordered the Tenga Spider Egg for Jay since we are currently living about 1,200 miles apart, phone sex is a regular occurance. Like most men, he was not into the idea. It took a lot of convincing for him to even be open to the idea of using a sex toy. If I can use a toy, he can too right? The Egg arrived just in time during his latest visit home.

When I first opened the box and pulled out the Egg, I thought there was no way the tiny egg was going to do anything, and what the heck am I going to do? Well, appearances are deceiving. Once you open the plastic egg there is a very stretchy egg inside. The Eggs are made of TPE, and ridiculously easy to clean. My favorite part, after he’s used it, it holds the semen quite easily. NO MESS! The material is delicate however, so don’t over stretch it or it may tear. To use the Egg just put a bit of lube inside, stretch it over the head of the penis, and the rest comes easily. The inside of the Egg has different textures, and there are six varieties to choose from, (Silky, Stepper, Twister, Spider, Clicker, or Wavy) or you can order a half dozen which comes in an egg carton.

We enjoyed the Egg very much, and I am thrilled that I turned him onto using toys. He will be getting the half dozen for Christmas. (Shh!) We use the Egg now that he’s away again, and will definitely be using it again at Christmas. As an added bonus, all the Tenga Eggs can be turned inside out and be used with the Hitachi Magic Wand, Acuvibe, or Mystic Wand.

I received this toy for free from Babeland in exchange for my 100% honest opinion. All thoughts and experiences are my own.

Naughty Bedroom Dice

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First Place Finish

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